Super one-handed Kan-CHO!!!!!!!!!!

ouch!

Kancho (カンチョー, kanchō) is a prank often played in Japan it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's arse when the victim is not looking.
So popular is Kan-CHO! in Japan that there are even anime's featuring Kanchot (such as Naruto, where it has been called the Thousand Years of Pain).They even have a TV gameshow where a celebrity kanchōs random people!

They won’t notice!!!!

Oh Sh*T!

Gangster Gran’s Going to get you!

Straight out of Top Gear!

 

In Russia you don't need to buy a boat!

Just grab your Toyota Pickup Truck…

Attach an outboard motor to it!

Two huge inflatable floats…. you can use those ones that speeds boats pull behind them when kids are sitting on them…. they’ll do

They’ll do a great job!  Don’t forget boat hulls have a bow! so get one on your truck!

and away you go!!!

Don't forget an anchor for when you want to stop in one place!

Stupid Tattoo

Who would get a tattoo that looks like a scar?

What a nut case!

Mod your Beatle to be a pink fluffy mouse!

 

Why not? You can buy a second hand one for about $3k on ebay.  just add some pink furry carpet and your sorted!

Although I'm sure those windows could be illegal for obstructing your view!

And those ears will need to be well attached to stay on at high speeds…..

Not sure where you would attach the tail…