Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Friday, 28 August 2009
Thursday, 13 August 2009
Tidy your car up man!!!
Compulsive hoarding is a major mental health problem! Wikipedia describes it as:
“the acquisition of, and failure to use or discard, such a large number of seemingly useless possessions that it causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities such as mobility, cooking, cleaning, showering or sleeping. A person who engages in compulsive hoarding is commonly said to be a "pack rat", in reference to that animal's apparent fondness for material objects.
It is not clear whether compulsive hoarding is a condition in itself, or simply a symptom of other related conditions.[1] Hoarding unnecessary possessions may be referred to as syllogomania or disposophobia.”
My friend had a car which looked like this….. He wasn’t a compulsive hoarder though he was just a lazy bastard who dumped his daily paper and breakfast wrappers on the floor of his car…
Over time they all add up!
Friday, 17 July 2009
Stupid Contractors….
You need some work done and have hired a local builder to do the work…..
but really…. did they not use their own brains?
You said you wanted 2 balconies!!!
Who cares that the front of the car will scrape off the ground!
You don't need to be able to see in front of you!
We’ll just build this wall here…..
Someone else will connect them together
What’s squint?
Why can’t they duck down when going through the roof?
What railway?
They’ll never have to change the streetlight….. those things last forever!
We’ll just build the doorway here……..
Its designed for tall people!
They can climb around them!
You said you wanted 2 urinals…. now you have them!
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