Your Sugar is what now?

So Sugar is a Carbohydrate… meaning it has carbon atoms in it…. so Your Sugar is Carbon Free leaving 2 Hydrogen Atoms for every Oxygen Atom……

So your Sugar is not Sugar….. its WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

The Lada-Mercedes-Benz!

Did they really take a Lada and modify it to look like a Mercedes-Benz?

Why would someone go to so much effort!

For those not in the know the Lada Riva (or the more Russian sounding VAZ-2107) was based on the Fiat 124 after Fiat sponsored the building of the “AutoVAZ” car factory in the USSR, where to this day they manufacture Fiat 124 based Ladas!

From 1970 to 1998 the Lada Riva had sold 13.5 million cars mostly in the European market!

Get the F*CK off my back!

Super one-handed Kan-CHO!!!!!!!!!!

ouch!

Kancho (カンチョー, kanchō) is a prank often played in Japan it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's arse when the victim is not looking.
So popular is Kan-CHO! in Japan that there are even anime's featuring Kanchot (such as Naruto, where it has been called the Thousand Years of Pain).They even have a TV gameshow where a celebrity kanchōs random people!

They won’t notice!!!!

Oh Sh*T!

Beer case Cathedral

 

Bored at work why not stack all the beer cases on top of each other and create a huge cathedral!!!

They look amazing this must have been done for an art project or something…….

Imagine if they had bottles of beer in them……

mmmmmmmmmmmmm BEER!!!!!!!!!!! never tried Jupier beer…. is it nice?

Dude what is that you are trying to do?

 

Your truck is a bit too tall for that!

What does that sign say mate…….

 

12 foot mate…. that's all that will fit under this bridge……

FAIL!

Stupid Contractors….

You need some work done and have hired a local builder to do the work…..

but really…. did they not use their own brains?

You said you wanted 2 balconies!!!

Who cares that the front of the car will scrape off the ground!

You don't need to be able to see in front of you!

 

We’ll just build this wall here…..

 

Someone else will connect them together

What’s squint?

 

Why can’t they duck down when going through the roof?

What railway?

 

They’ll never have to change the streetlight….. those things last forever!

We’ll just build the doorway here……..

 

Its designed for tall people!

They can climb around them!

You said you wanted 2 urinals…. now you have them!

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