Friday, 28 August 2009

They won’t notice!!!!

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Oh Sh*T!

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Gangster Gran’s Going to get you!

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Friday, 21 August 2009

Straight out of Top Gear!

 

In Russia you don't need to buy a boat!

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Just grab your Toyota Pickup Truck…

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Attach an outboard motor to it!

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Two huge inflatable floats…. you can use those ones that speeds boats pull behind them when kids are sitting on them…. they’ll do

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They’ll do a great job!  Don’t forget boat hulls have a bow! so get one on your truck!

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and away you go!!!

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Don't forget an anchor for when you want to stop in one place!

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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Stupid Tattoo

Who would get a tattoo that looks like a scar?

What a nut case!

Saturday, 15 August 2009

Mod your Beatle to be a pink fluffy mouse!

 

Why not? You can buy a second hand one for about $3k on ebay.  just add some pink furry carpet and your sorted!

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Although I'm sure those windows could be illegal for obstructing your view!

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And those ears will need to be well attached to stay on at high speeds…..

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Not sure where you would attach the tail…

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Thursday, 13 August 2009

Tidy your car up man!!!

Compulsive hoarding is a major mental health problem! Wikipedia describes it as:

“the acquisition of, and failure to use or discard, such a large number of seemingly useless possessions that it causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities such as mobility, cooking, cleaning, showering or sleeping. A person who engages in compulsive hoarding is commonly said to be a "pack rat", in reference to that animal's apparent fondness for material objects.

It is not clear whether compulsive hoarding is a condition in itself, or simply a symptom of other related conditions.[1] Hoarding unnecessary possessions may be referred to as syllogomania or disposophobia.”

My friend had a car which looked like this….. He wasn’t a compulsive hoarder though he was just a lazy bastard who dumped his daily paper and breakfast wrappers on the floor of his car…

Over time they all add up!

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