Super one-handed Kan-CHO!!!!!!!!!!

ouch!

Kancho (カンチョー, kanchō) is a prank often played in Japan it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's arse when the victim is not looking.
So popular is Kan-CHO! in Japan that there are even anime's featuring Kanchot (such as Naruto, where it has been called the Thousand Years of Pain).They even have a TV gameshow where a celebrity kanchōs random people!

They won’t notice!!!!

Oh Sh*T!

Gangster Gran’s Going to get you!

Straight out of Top Gear!

 

In Russia you don't need to buy a boat!

Just grab your Toyota Pickup Truck…

Attach an outboard motor to it!

Two huge inflatable floats…. you can use those ones that speeds boats pull behind them when kids are sitting on them…. they’ll do

They’ll do a great job!  Don’t forget boat hulls have a bow! so get one on your truck!

and away you go!!!

Don't forget an anchor for when you want to stop in one place!

Stupid Tattoo

Who would get a tattoo that looks like a scar?

What a nut case!

Mod your Beatle to be a pink fluffy mouse!

 

Why not? You can buy a second hand one for about $3k on ebay.  just add some pink furry carpet and your sorted!

Although I'm sure those windows could be illegal for obstructing your view!

And those ears will need to be well attached to stay on at high speeds…..

Not sure where you would attach the tail…

Tidy your car up man!!!

Compulsive hoarding is a major mental health problem! Wikipedia describes it as:

“the acquisition of, and failure to use or discard, such a large number of seemingly useless possessions that it causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities such as mobility, cooking, cleaning, showering or sleeping. A person who engages in compulsive hoarding is commonly said to be a "pack rat", in reference to that animal's apparent fondness for material objects.

It is not clear whether compulsive hoarding is a condition in itself, or simply a symptom of other related conditions.^[1] Hoarding unnecessary possessions may be referred to as syllogomania or disposophobia.”

My friend had a car which looked like this….. He wasn’t a compulsive hoarder though he was just a lazy bastard who dumped his daily paper and breakfast wrappers on the floor of his car…

Over time they all add up!

Beer case Cathedral

 

Bored at work why not stack all the beer cases on top of each other and create a huge cathedral!!!

They look amazing this must have been done for an art project or something…….

Imagine if they had bottles of beer in them……

mmmmmmmmmmmmm BEER!!!!!!!!!!! never tried Jupier beer…. is it nice?

Dude what is that you are trying to do?

 

Your truck is a bit too tall for that!

What does that sign say mate…….

 

12 foot mate…. that's all that will fit under this bridge……

FAIL!