Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Drunk Driver Rodney King fights a cop soon!

After that Rocky Montage you can’t help but wonder when Simon “Renegade” Aouad ("ex Pennsylvania Cop) is going to run up the those stairs and jump up and down arms aloft!

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Rodney wont be wanting to look like this after the fight!




Costco sell questionable toys.

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Costco have apologised to any of its customers who may have been offended by a doll the company pulled from its stores after a complaint about possible racist connotations.

After complaints Costco immediately pulled the doll from its shelves and discontinued the product.

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Thursday, 3 September 2009

Your Sugar is what now?

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So Sugar is a Carbohydrate… meaning it has carbon atoms in it…. so Your Sugar is Carbon Free leaving 2 Hydrogen Atoms for every Oxygen Atom……

So your Sugar is not Sugar….. its WATER!!!!!!!!!!!




The Lada-Mercedes-Benz!

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Did they really take a Lada and modify it to look like a Mercedes-Benz?

Why would someone go to so much effort!

For those not in the know the Lada Riva (or the more Russian sounding VAZ-2107) was based on the Fiat 124 after Fiat sponsored the building of the “AutoVAZ” car factory in the USSR, where to this day they manufacture Fiat 124 based Ladas!

From 1970 to 1998 the Lada Riva had sold 13.5 million cars mostly in the European market!




Get the F*CK off my back!

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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Stiletto Girl Gang.

Slag attack.... these are the sisx women Merseyside Police are hunting in connectionw with a gang attack on a 37-year-old man.  See story MPA

Don’t be going out in Liverpool at night or these girls might be coming to stomp on your head!

The six Scouser girls stomped on some poor mans head in what would have probably cost him lots of money in a “massage parlour”!

Watch out or the Stompy girls will get you!


Read more here

Slag attack.... these are the sisx women Merseyside Police are hunting in connectionw with a gang attack on a 37-year-old man.  See story MPA




Tuesday, 1 September 2009

250k will buy you a lot of coke!

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Callie Rogers won £1.9 million on the UK National Lottery, 6 years ago.

Since then she claims she’s spent £250,000 on cocaine and only has £20,000 left.

She blames her ex boyfriend Nicky for getting her hooked on cocaine so she’s now left him and found a new love with her boyfriend  Ryan Thompson,  a drug dealer!  CLEVER GIRL!

It wasn’t all wasted…. she did spend twelve grand on TWO boob jobs!

You can read the whole story @ The News of The World




Friday, 28 August 2009

Super one-handed Kan-CHO!!!!!!!!!!

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Kancho (カンチョー kanchō) is a prank often played in Japan it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's arse when the victim is not looking.
So popular is Kan-CHO! in Japan that there are even anime's featuring Kanchot (such as Naruto, where it has been called the Thousand Years of Pain).They even have a TV gameshow where a celebrity kanchōs random people!


They won’t notice!!!!

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Oh Sh*T!

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Gangster Gran’s Going to get you!

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Friday, 21 August 2009

Straight out of Top Gear!

 

In Russia you don't need to buy a boat!

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Just grab your Toyota Pickup Truck…

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Attach an outboard motor to it!

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Two huge inflatable floats…. you can use those ones that speeds boats pull behind them when kids are sitting on them…. they’ll do

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They’ll do a great job!  Don’t forget boat hulls have a bow! so get one on your truck!

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and away you go!!!

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Don't forget an anchor for when you want to stop in one place!

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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Stupid Tattoo

Who would get a tattoo that looks like a scar?

What a nut case!

Saturday, 15 August 2009

Mod your Beatle to be a pink fluffy mouse!

 

Why not? You can buy a second hand one for about $3k on ebay.  just add some pink furry carpet and your sorted!

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Although I'm sure those windows could be illegal for obstructing your view!

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And those ears will need to be well attached to stay on at high speeds…..

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Not sure where you would attach the tail…

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Thursday, 13 August 2009

Tidy your car up man!!!

Compulsive hoarding is a major mental health problem! Wikipedia describes it as:

“the acquisition of, and failure to use or discard, such a large number of seemingly useless possessions that it causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities such as mobility, cooking, cleaning, showering or sleeping. A person who engages in compulsive hoarding is commonly said to be a "pack rat", in reference to that animal's apparent fondness for material objects.

It is not clear whether compulsive hoarding is a condition in itself, or simply a symptom of other related conditions.[1] Hoarding unnecessary possessions may be referred to as syllogomania or disposophobia.”

My friend had a car which looked like this….. He wasn’t a compulsive hoarder though he was just a lazy bastard who dumped his daily paper and breakfast wrappers on the floor of his car…

Over time they all add up!

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